Bummed that Google Reader will be "retired" July 1, 2013?  Blerg.  Me too.

For step-by-step instructions for exporting & migrating your RSS subscriptions and choosing an alternative newsreader...

... see Ellyssa Kroski's post, 3 Great Alternatives To Google Reader and How to Transfer Your Feeds Before The Shut Down.

• First, she outlines 8 steps to Archive Your Google Reader Data
• Second, she provides details on 3 Google Reader Alternatives

For other lists of alternatives, see:

• Google Reader Is Shutting Down; Here Are the Best Alternatives (Lifehacker)
• Check Out These Google Reader Alternatives (Mashable)
• Transitioning from Google Reader to feedly (Feedly)

Even Hitler is upset by the news:

Hat tip to Marge Loch-Wouters via Facebook for the video
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